What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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