I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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