Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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