I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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