I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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