we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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