As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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