I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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