Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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