Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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