we have officially lost it.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
dude. I can hear the air.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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