i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
