Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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