Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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