That's intense
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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