Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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