If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
we made out on top of his cat.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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