I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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