I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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