so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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