Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
