she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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