She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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