the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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