we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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