So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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