Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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