Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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