No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
