I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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