he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Sober January is a disaster.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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