K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Vodka?
Forever.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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