My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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