I just cut my nipple shaving
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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