dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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