people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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