well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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