Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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