There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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