so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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