I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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