so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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