Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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