its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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