I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I think my moral compass just broke
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