just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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