i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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