So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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