Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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