I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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