I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize
