we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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